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About

[VAGUE INFO]
I go by Maple or Cazimi (depending on when in tarnation we met.) I like walking, daylight, neutral smells, loose clothing, petting cats, unreliable narration, and raspberries. Sometimes I get some artsy ideas and like to make them materialize in the real world, but most of the time I end up just thinking about the process instead of doing it.

According to this pokemon quiz, I am a 96.7% match for sableye:

"This pokemon is feared. When its gemstone eyes begin to glow with a sinister shine, it is believed that Sableye will steal people's spirits away."

I live in [redacted] where I get coffee on a daily basis. Sometimes I add oat milk, but I'm partial to actual milk.

[TESTIMONIALS]

"Your ability to consume dairy astounds me." - Karina

"bRUH I COULD GLAZE MAPLE'S COLOR THEORY SKILLS FOR DAYS." - Kou

"Chaotic lethal company energy." - Lynai

"Hipster ditto lover." - Dick Chang

[OUTBOUND LINKS]
Substack | In which I write about some nonsense.
Ko-fi | In which you can feed me caffeine.
Milk | My DFOS invite link. I barely know what DFOS is but I like it.

[INBOUND LINKS]
Buttons & code up for grabs:

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